Friday, July 31, 2009

We already know that google knows everything about us; but how well do we know google ? Now you can try for yourself, and see if you understand google as good as it understands you. My score was 318.

[link to Guess-the-google]

“One out of 10 men said . . . they have had unprotected sex because they were too embarrassed to buy condoms from a pharmacy.”


'Why everything sucks'


Wow wow wow, now ? Let's talk this over, tomorrow looks more approachable.

Simple as that.
[via:lol god]

Thursday, July 30, 2009

A huge collection of business cards on

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very;" your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ~Mark Twain


Tuesday, July 28, 2009

On of the timeless wisdoms by Bill Hick's via slosh spot

I think we've found the real Springfield.


Scientist 1 : Which news headline will catch enough attention to get us grant ?
Scientist 2 : Blue M&Ms 'mend spinal injuries' ?
Scientist 1 : Great ! we can also color the rat blue to take some cool pictures.
Scientist 2 : duuude !


A brief guide to Japanese Monsters :

Akaname is a goblin that sneaks into your bathroom at night just to lick everything


Monday, July 27, 2009

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Some people just give up altogether.

Now, after three years together, they are virtually inseparable. “I’ve experienced so many amazing things because of her,” Nisan told me, rubbing Nemutan’s leg warmly. “She has really changed my life.”
Nemutan doesn’t really have a leg. She’s a stuffed pillowcase — a 2-D depiction of a character, Nemu, from an X-rated version of a PC video game called Da Capo, printed on synthetic fabric.

[via:NYT - Love in 2-D]

Saturday, July 25, 2009

A little something to get in touch with my feminist side.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Have you ever fantasized that you have save/load option in your life ?
Let's indulge in the intricacies of English Language. Today's phrase is : Cock Blocker . For those unfamiliar with the term, cock blocker is a person who prevents another from indulging in sexual activity. Here's an examples of usage from urban dictionary :

Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.

And a video example by Pablo Francisco.
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die

Demetri Martin


I just found this guy, he's hilarious.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

In Japan, young women's armpits are repeatedly attacked by wet green arrows. The only way to stop this evil is to protect the aforementioned armpit with a waki pad. Amazing.

If you have ever wondered what's the harm of believing in : homeopathy, ghosts, dowsing, astrology etc.

It's $2,815,931,000 in economic damages - 368,379 people killed, 306,096 injured.

You will find the receipt here : What's the harm ?

More on this in Barry Shwartz's TED talk "the paradox of choice"
"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so"

And you will find why Shake(as probably his homies had called him) was right, in the next sentence. Just watch TED talk by Dan Gilbert on "Why are we happy?"

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Those crazy ecologist, they do the darndest things

"“Open your mind, keep your brains in"

[via:National Geographic's POD]

Here' something to get you thinking.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

It was just a matter of time.

Monday, July 20, 2009

It would pass as an arty photo, and some philosophical back-story would fit here perfectly; however, this is a photo from an auction website - well the bid is still open.
[via:Aaaby sprzedac ... dodaj fotke]

Have I mentioned that my birthday is getting closer ?

"I don't eat vegetarian - It's an ethical thing, I don't think human should be treated like this"

Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Hello?”

Me: “Hello?”

Customer: “Hello?”

Me: “Hello?”

Customer: “Hey Jon, check this out! The machine says hello back when I say hello!”

Me: “I’m not a machine, sir.”


Me: “No, sir, I’m not a machine!”

Customer: “Oh… so you’re one of them human peoples?”

Me: “Yes, sir, I am a human peoples.”


Just a circle of life.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Not geeky enough ? - here are 9 more Geekiest Pieces of Furniture in the Universe

What a twist !

One of the most ingenious idea I've seen in a while

My favorite healthy food site.
This is why you're fat.

Just some Sunday yerba propaganda


Friday, July 17, 2009

It starts with "Are U ready?". Trust me; you're not.

it's my new phone ring ...

Here is something to make your weekend even greater.
Things Marketing People Love :

Sharing their iTunes libraries in the hopes someone will notice and compliment their eclectic taste


BTW, this is my profile; I'm waiting.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

What's your poison ? (I prefer yerba mate)

by:Lokesh Dhakar

After an architectural disaster, let us look at these beauties.

Hat tip to Misha and link via:oddee

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

But I do enjoy something pretty at times(as long as it's Japanese and edible)

I draw perverse joy from ugly things.

13 Things That Changed the World (by Getting Thrown Away)by


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

It's feels so good to be a self-righteous condescending dick

Monday, July 13, 2009

Those familiar with my horrible tattoos website will be fully aware of some implications of tattoo ownership

For others it may be a wake up call

And speaking of Asians, have you ever noticed that eyes of an average Asian you see on the street differ from what you see on the Internet ? Here's the answer

Some inspiration for your new facebook picture.
Here's a comprehensive database of Asian Poses

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood
If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good
Who ya gonna call ... guerilla gardener !

{photo [via:EatLiver]}

Remember that : "All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums."
[via:Fundies Say the Darndest Things!]

(I had a job on a boat, taking tourists out to sea so they could take really nice pictures of the midnight sun. One day, one of the tourists came up to me.)

Me: “What do you think of the midnight sun?”

Tourist: “Yeah, it’s really nice, but tell me one thing. On the map of our solar system, where is the midnight sun located?”

Me: “Er…the sun?”

Tourist: “No! I know where the sun is, but where is the midnight sun?”

Me: “The midnight sun and the sun are exactly the same, but when you are as far north as you are now, and since it’s summer, the sun never sets.”

Tourist: “WHAT THE F***?! I’m gonna sue your sorry a** for false advertisement! I didn’t come all the way from the US to watch the sun I have back home! *storms away*

[via:(the customer is) not always right]

Why the most genius ideas are the simplest ones ?

I'm not a ping pong fan, unless it's a Chinese vs. Korean match on speed.
Door design via fubiz

Sunday, July 12, 2009

It seems I'm not the only one confused about the "bring back to life" part.
[via. cracked]


... I know it's so 2008 ...

... but I still love it.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

I won't hide that this blog's formula was "borrowed" form jesspiration .
see it - it's worht it.