We already know that google knows everything about us; but how well do we know google ? Now you can try for yourself, and see if you understand google as good as it understands you. My score was 318.
[link to Guess-the-google]
Friday, July 31, 2009
“One out of 10 men said . . . they have had unprotected sex because they were too embarrassed to buy condoms from a pharmacy.”
[via:WashingtonCityPaper]
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very;" your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ~Mark Twain
[via:TheNutsAndBoltsOfCollegeWriting]
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Scientist 1 : Which news headline will catch enough attention to get us grant ?
Scientist 2 : Blue M&Ms 'mend spinal injuries' ?
Scientist 1 : Great ! we can also color the rat blue to take some cool pictures.
Scientist 2 : duuude !
[via:NYT]
A brief guide to Japanese Monsters :
Akaname is a goblin that sneaks into your bathroom at night just to lick everything
[via:Cracked.com]
Monday, July 27, 2009
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Some people just give up altogether.
Now, after three years together, they are virtually inseparable. “I’ve experienced so many amazing things because of her,” Nisan told me, rubbing Nemutan’s leg warmly. “She has really changed my life.”
Nemutan doesn’t really have a leg. She’s a stuffed pillowcase — a 2-D depiction of a character, Nemu, from an X-rated version of a PC video game called Da Capo, printed on synthetic fabric.
[via:NYT - Love in 2-D]
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Let's indulge in the intricacies of English Language. Today's phrase is : Cock Blocker . For those unfamiliar with the term, cock blocker is a person who prevents another from indulging in sexual activity. Here's an examples of usage from urban dictionary :
And a video example by Pablo Francisco.
Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone but her cockblocking roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex.
And a video example by Pablo Francisco.
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die
Demetri Martin
[via:myspacecelebquotes]
Thursday, July 23, 2009
In Japan, young women's armpits are repeatedly attacked by wet green arrows. The only way to stop this evil is to protect the aforementioned armpit with a waki pad. Amazing.
[via:japanprobe]
If you have ever wondered what's the harm of believing in : homeopathy, ghosts, dowsing, astrology etc.
It's $2,815,931,000 in economic damages - 368,379 people killed, 306,096 injured.
You will find the receipt here : What's the harm ?
"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so"
Shakespeare
And you will find why Shake(as probably his homies had called him) was right, in the next sentence. Just watch TED talk by Dan Gilbert on "Why are we happy?"
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
It would pass as an arty photo, and some philosophical back-story would fit here perfectly; however, this is a photo from an auction website - well the bid is still open.
[via:Aaaby sprzedac ... dodaj fotke]
Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Hello?”
Me: “Hello?”
Customer: “Hello?”
Me: “Hello?”
Customer: “Hey Jon, check this out! The machine says hello back when I say hello!”
Me: “I’m not a machine, sir.”
Customer: “OH MY GOD, IT’S ADDRESSING ME!”
Me: “No, sir, I’m not a machine!”
Customer: “Oh… so you’re one of them human peoples?”
Me: “Yes, sir, I am a human peoples.”
[via:notalwaysright]
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Friday, July 17, 2009
Things Marketing People Love :
[via:TMPL]
BTW, this is my last.fm profile; I'm waiting.
Sharing their iTunes libraries in the hopes someone will notice and compliment their eclectic taste
[via:TMPL]
BTW, this is my last.fm profile; I'm waiting.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Those familiar with my horrible tattoos website will be fully aware of some implications of tattoo ownership
For others it may be a wake up call
[via:Cracked]
For others it may be a wake up call
[via:Cracked]
If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood
If it's somethin' weird an it won't look good
Who ya gonna call ... guerilla gardener !
{photo [via:EatLiver]}
Remember that : "All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums."
[via:Fundies Say the Darndest Things!]
(I had a job on a boat, taking tourists out to sea so they could take really nice pictures of the midnight sun. One day, one of the tourists came up to me.)
Me: “What do you think of the midnight sun?”
Tourist: “Yeah, it’s really nice, but tell me one thing. On the map of our solar system, where is the midnight sun located?”
Me: “Er…the sun?”
Tourist: “No! I know where the sun is, but where is the midnight sun?”
Me: “The midnight sun and the sun are exactly the same, but when you are as far north as you are now, and since it’s summer, the sun never sets.”
Tourist: “WHAT THE F***?! I’m gonna sue your sorry a** for false advertisement! I didn’t come all the way from the US to watch the sun I have back home! *storms away*
[via:(the customer is) not always right]
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